thosesluts,

the sluts, whores, hoes, bitches and skanks that are unfortunately in my life, that i unfortunately really love.

SARAH.
i most likely love her more than you. because she understands. oh and did i tell you she’s one sexy chick? she’s single. i’ma fooga you if you fooga her ;D ask my what fooga means LOL, i love robpattinson .. more than .. her.. uhuh. but yes i adore her. and fucking love her. it’s indescribable. omg why is this so fucking corny. stop laughing.

MINH.
bahahahahahahahahahhaha. i used to hate him. due to a reason that i shall not state, LOL, he’s a really bad biffle and he’s homosexual so like, sorry girls. he’s seen me emo plenty of times i think D: and i am trying my best to make him quit dota (:

TOSHII.
is also homosexual. nah i joke, he’s a pedo though. he perves on my teddy rudolph. and does innappropiate things TO it. stop laughing. its true. STOP LAUGHING. yeshsir i love him :} but robpattinson more. dont kill me, and since he wanted me to write someting verrrrrrrry long, then here goes. wait no i cbf. (:nd since he wanted me to write someting verrrrrrrry long, then here goes. wait no i cbf. (:nd since he wanted me to write someting verrrrrrrry long, then here goes. wait no i cbf. (:nd since he wanted me to write someting verrrrrrrry long, then here goes. wait no i cbf. (:nd since he wanted me to write someting verrrrrrrry long, then here goes. wait no i cbf. (:nd since he wanted me to write someting verrrrrrrry long, then here goes. wait no i cbf. (:nd since he wanted me to write someting verrrrrrrry long, then here goes. wait no i cbf. (:nd since he wanted me to write someting verrrrrrrry long, then here goes. wait no i cbf. (:nd since he wanted me to write someting verrrrrrrry long, then here goes. wait no i cbf. (: this was suggested by him.

FOONIE.
dude, do you know how sexy she is? hahaha too bad she’s taken too. i love her heaps and she is my wife (: omg she’s tank, probably tanker than your boyfriend too. she will be the friendliest person you’ll ever meet (: and if you ever leave my side foonie, ill .. cry because you’re one of a kind. you know. other then those top three above LOL.

ASHIE.
that photo is my favourite of her. i love love love her alot, and she’s also another one of my wives haha. anyone who get’s her is one fucking lucky bastard :} she has such a kinky sense of humour but thats why i love her, haha, never leave me bitch (: oh and she gives me boners frequently.

GRACE.
how come all my friend’s are sexy? *laughs evilly another person i love dearly, and if ever taken away from me i’ll go >=[ i will always be here for you, and ready to verbally abuse anyone for you lolol (: she’s my wife tooo, she comes to my bedroom and we …. yeah. shhh.

i’ll always be here, because you guys are such sluts. ;D